im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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