Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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