how hairy? two words: wookie tits
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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