so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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