i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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