The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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