it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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