is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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