Please, let me fuck your mom
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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