you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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