We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Small penises have feelings too.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.