i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP