Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(831): View more from California

dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im so hungover

(248): View more from Michigan

Come over i have rolls

(201): View more from New Jersey

Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(804): View more from Virginia

don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

(1-804): View more from Virginia

couldn't find a condom?

(804): View more from Virginia

basically

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.

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(409): View more from Texas

The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.

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(408): View more from California

I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.

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(310): View more from California

The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type

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