So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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