Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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