did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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