what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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