He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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