this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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