hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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