i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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