you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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