At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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