I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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