At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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