you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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