Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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