it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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