My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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