I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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