the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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