He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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