what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize