Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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