1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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