We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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