It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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