Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
