i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
wow bdsm is so cute
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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