I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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