Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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