I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Are my feet made of real feet?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Randomize
