I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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