remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.