ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?