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• (586): View more from Michigan

  it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it

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• (209): View more from California

  I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.

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• (845): View more from New York

  The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'd cum for enchiladas.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics

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• (315): View more from New York

  i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(

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