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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I hate that ur telling me this.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly

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• (518): View more from New York

  I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth

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• (315): View more from New York

  My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits

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• (949): View more from California

  If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.

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