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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants

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