I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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