You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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