While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
