dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He? As in you personified your dick?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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