Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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