Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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