belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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