Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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