And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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