sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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