Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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