either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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