my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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